I curse you with broken threads,
8 screws where there should be 9,
I curse you with broken fingernails,
and burst tempers
I curse you with the frustration and outrage
of a million customers forced to pay for the privilege of assembling their purchases
I curse you with an engulfing tidal wave of disappointment
and dashed hopes of a beautiful table gone wrong
I curse you with an avalanche of plastic bags
filled with ellen keys and useless bendy spanners